Sep 23, 2004

Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. -- Thomas Alva Edison

Sep 21, 2004

Efficiency is intelligent laziness. -- David Dunham

People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children. -- Bill Watterson

Sep 17, 2004

Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools. -- Gene Brown

When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?' -- Sydney Harris

Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted than when we read it in the original author? -- Philip G. Hamerton

Sep 16, 2004

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else do it wrong without comment. -- Theodore H. White
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. -- Dr. Seuss

Lack of money is the root of all evil. -- George Bernard Shaw

I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the manmade sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig. -- Alfred Hitchcock

Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos. -- Tony Kornheiser

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome. -- Oscar Levant

Sep 10, 2004

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. -- Barry LePatner

Sep 9, 2004

SYNONYM -- A word you use in place of one you can't spell.

Two-thirds of the world's lawyers practice in the United States.

There are only two ways of telling the complete truth--anonymously and posthumously. -- Thomas Sowell

Sep 3, 2004

Efficiency is intelligent laziness. -- David Dunham

Avoid Work At All Costs. -- Unknown

Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right. -- H. L. Mencken

You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance. -- Ray Bradbury

Sep 2, 2004

Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid. -- John Wayne as SGT Jake Stryker, "Sands of Iwo Jima"

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. -- Ludwig Wittgenstein

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. --Confucius